Happy Fourteenth Fazp!

Ok so i feel like i dropped off the face of the Earth...I haven't been to school in a while and haven't seen or heard from anyone since then. It's almost scary what with my only contact being my extremely irritable mom and increasingly sleepy grandma. So yeah not an exciting week. Except i forgot to post that Wednesday was that girls birthday...what was her name again? I seem to have FORGOTTEN since i've been cooped up in my house for days on end. Oh. Fazp. Yes. And her party was supposed to be today. The party i was helping to plan. That party. But now i'm not sure what's going on since i haven't heard from the other girl either. Gab i think. Kidding. Kind of. Well no doubt i'm feeling better. I'm not coughing as much. And my voice is almost totally back. *Crosses fingers i didn't just jinx it* But that stupid doctor guy got all freaked and said i should stay home. So here i am sitting at the computer crossing my fingers. I know: exciting. First time in so long i can honestly say i miss school. On Wednesday Mr. Grahm said to NOT be absent the next day and i was like you got it dude and then...stupid doctor guy.....I miss everyone and i miss Mr. Murphy's corny but amusing jokes and Mr. Grahm and even *gasp* Princess himself. Yes, i went there. Apparently you CAN watch Grease, Gone With The Wind, Princess Bride and West Side Story TOO MUCH. I didn't think it was possible but eventually you get tired of whiny women in poofy dresses and poodle skirts chasing after men. On the bright side, i picked out my own tissue box today. He's purple with little flowers and his name is Craig the 3rd. Note: Please do not laugh. This is the most exciting thing that's happened in the last two days. Current Empty Tissue Box Count: 7
Yes i emptied 7 boxes of tissues in two days. World record book here i come.
On that note i bid you farewell.

HAPPY FOURTEENTH FAZP

P.S.
I'm at a loss as to what to get Fazp for her birthday. I was finally out in society today (yes i left the house and went to Targets with my mom. what a rebel) and no matter how hard i looked i came up empty. There's music options. I saw a gigantic squirrel stuffed animal she'd probably have greatly enjoyed. Ahem. But she never brings up what she wants materialistically speaking so...Help me out here Fazp unless you want to end up with an 100 box set of crayons or a bratz doll.