So me and Fazp were talking and (mostly out of pure boredom) we started a little game. Who would have guessed it would lead to a list of the 100 qualities that make the perfect boyfriend (i get him. Fazp gets his brother because her theory is they were raised the same). Wow. I had no idea up 'til now that we had such high expectations. Apparently we do not that most of them are fulfilled. Ok so here goes. Oh and cut us some slack for the abbreviations, typos and such. We were instant messaging and we were in a mad rush to type all this up. It was fun! We took turns so comment and try to guess who wrote even and who wrote odd!
Here goes:
1. Always takes your side in public arguements, even when he doesnt 100% agree with you.
2. Never tells you how to act because all he really wants is for you to be yourself
3. Calls on a regular basis. (But not routinely cuz that gets boring) just at random, but you get called.
4. Doesnt love you for the way you look or the way you kiss and if you dont want to kiss for like...a year then he'll be prepared to wait forever
5. Doesnt have a favorite outfit or way you do you're hair. He loves you in everything. (I mean, he secretly has his favorite, but he doesnt make it known, and he doesnt grow out of telling you how good you look at random)
6. Never puts you on the spot and makes you feel humiliated or embarassed and if someone else does this he stands up for you.
7. He likes to just hang out and sit on the floor with his guitar, but doesnt make you feel bad if you secretly just wanna sit rly close and hold hands in the dark.
8. He never makes you feel stupid because you dont want to have sex and if you feel uncomfortable and tell him you dont want his hands on your ass or your not ready yet he repsects that and just kisses you on the forehead and nods.
9. Then again, if you happened to want his hand on ur ass, or in your back pocket, he understands and has common attraction towards this.
10. And if he knows that you enjoyed every second of this and your totally head over heels in love with him he doesnt use that as his card to play when he wants you to do something. He lets you make your own choices unless you honestly want his opinion.
11. And he doesnt pressure you into giving him yours. But he always secretly hopes you do. Cause he wants you to be comfortable.
12. And his number one priority is your happiness. He might take you to a really exspensive concert but really all he wants to do is play tag with you outside in the middle of the night. Whatever he does he wants you to like it.
13. The minute his feelings change he lets you know. He can always say he didnt mean it later. But if he's trying to figure himself out, he tells you.
14. And he never laughs AT you, he laughs WITH you and if you tell him you happen to sleep with your mom when you have nightmares about him dying he doesnt laugh and he DEFINITELY doesnt even THINK oh my god what would the world be without me? that IS a nightmare
15. He doesnt get offended if you make a trite remark against him when its just you and him. He knows you didnt mean it, and no matter how sensitive he truly is, he doesnt take it seriously.
16. He's really honest with you and he knows that if there's something serious he cant hold it in and he can share anything with you because he trusts you.
17. Compromising may not be in his nature, but he cant make all you're decisions for you. And he doesnt. He respects you and you're ideas. (Which i guess is kinda two...but w/e)
18. He comforts you when you need it and when you're watching a horrifying movie he lets you hide under his arm and he laughs and kisses you and tells you that if anyone laid a finger on you he'd have to kill them.
19. He doesnt get jealous when you talk to other guys and is totally secure in your relationship--even when u aforementionally stop kissing him for a year.
20. He never gets tired of being around you. In fact he doesnt get tired of you PERIOD. Hes willing to devote every second of every minute of every day to you and even when hes super busy he always finds time to give you a text to check up on you.
21. But...if you need a moment to yourself, he doesnt give you that wounded puppy look. He understands.
22. He understands your PMS and your twisted emotions even if his are peachy keen so he never gets mad at you for sending mixed signs or going from ecstatic to depressed in 3 seconds flat. Even if hes really confused he has patience with you and makes you feel better not worse.
23. He likes when you dont do your hair...or arent wearing makeup and he makes it well-known.
24. If hes over a friends house and his friend says YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS SUCH A WEIRDO he doesnt say yeah i know i was gunna break up with her...he says what'd you say!? say it again and this brick connects with your face!
25. At a family party he doesnt get totally freaked out when his aunts decide to look through baby pictures.
26.If you have a nightmare, you know you can call him at 6 in the morning and cry for the remainder of the night and he wont even yawn once even if hes so tired he wants to throw the phone at the wall and snore to his hearts content.
27. And when he does comfort you, he doesnt use it as a "look how good i am" later on.
28.He's not arrogant whatsoever and if he is a bit and it really cant be helped hes still very humble about. The only thing he likes to brag about is you and he can find endless delight in babbling about you for hours because thats how much you mean to him.
29. Even though he wanted to hang out with his friends this weekend, he misses you because you guys couldnt be together last weekend, and insists to you that his friends will understand, even if he doesnt think they will.
30. He doesnt do all these nice things to put him in a good light or even to impress you. It's just natural instinct because hes a nice person.
31. But....once in a while he tells you "sorry but i rly need to hang out with the guys today" just so you know he cant always be there.
32.When you have too much sugar and your bouncing off the walls and your happy beyond the average happiness he thinks its cute but he treats you like he normally would hoping it will wear off soon. He doesnt provoke you, make fun of your weirdness or make an excuse to go somewhere..far away....like Alaska.
33. Never tells you how hot your friends are.34) Is very casual but SOMETIMES goes out and goes over the top romantic and takes you for a walk on the beach or to an amusement park and he doesnt move away when you scream and latch onto him on the rollercoaster.
35. And doesnt tell his friends that he's disappointed you didnt hookup yet.
36. And if he is he confides in you privately.
37. He doesnt take his petty gf problems on a public blog.
38. And he doesnt ever dare to assume that he means the world to you even if you mean the world to him because he always has that possiblity in the back of his mind that hes not good enough. Insecurities are normal.
39. He respects your need for an occaisional PDA and satisfies said need.
40. He never expects anything of you. He doesnt expect you to make the first move, start the first sentence of a conversation or anything else that puts the pressure on you. He can depend on you but he doesnt want to embarass you.
41. NEVER EVER compares you to other girls or *gasp* ex gfs.
42. And if he absolutely must it puts the other girl down not you. AKA: i think my relationship with you is more real then it was in my last or you put every other girl to shame. There shall be no: You wont kiss me? my OTHER girlfriend kissed me the day i asked her out!
43. Respects your occaisional need to tell him how horrible guys are atEVERYTHING.44) And instead of making up stupid excuses he just nods and admits to all his flaws and then even makes a game out of it for you to vent.
45. Doesnt insist you do something just because he is.
46. And when you tell him said friends ARE idiots he defends them but not in a mean way. He makes it clear that he likes them but he likes you MORE.
47. Knows he's not perfect and doesnt insist he is (and doesnt insist you are either)
48. Doesnt over assert his masculinity. AKA: Doesnt assume he gets to "wear the pants" in the relationship because he has more testosterone and a dick.
49. Knows sometimes you just wanna be whispered to and dont wanna think or talk or anything.
50.Doesnt hint around about something private, wait for you to ask and then make up an excuse not to tell you just because he knows you'll spend the rest of the day trying to find out what it is he wont tell you.
51. Doesnt expect you to read minds and know what he's thinking. Just because he sees something his way, doesnt mean you will.
52. And if he reads all this he wont say GIRLS DONT REALLY EXPECT US TO DO ALL THIS! he'll say..wow i wish i could be this great for your sake
53. Knows that he isnt the perfect bf but nvr stops trying. And doesnt point that little fact out for you.
54. Truly believes in his heart that he would sacrifice his life for yours because when hes up late at night thinking about what he would do if you were dead he shakes his head and thinks about other things because the thought just doesnt register.
55. Doesnt talk about you two together in matching rocking chairs if he doesnt honestly believe you'll get there.
56. And he never tries to impress you because he knows that either you like him for who he is or the relationship isnt worth a cent.
57. Loves everything wrong with you, and tells his friends the cute mistakes you make. Even when they look at him weird.
58. He knows all your stupid little pet peeves and all your favorite things and on valentines day instead of a box of chocolates he gets you your favorite album or your favorite flavor ice cream just because he knows what it is.
59. NEVER says "idk what to tell ya."
60. Is prepared to conform to your stupidity if it makes you smile. Like play Mario Kart for 7 straight hours with you or watch the Sound of Music a billion times even when hes ready to just smash the TV screen if he hears one more nun sing about some lady named Maria.
61. Doesnt mind when you correct him and corrects you too.
62. Takes you to McDonalds at 4 in the morning because your craving chicken nuggets and then he buys you another happy meal because you didnt get the toy you wanted in the other meal.
63. Wants you to come to church with him, just so he can play with your fingers for an hour.
64. Knows how to carry a conversation so that when you get to talking and you run out of things to say he knows how to cover up for you so it looks like your the worlds greatest conversationalist and it saves you from feeling awkard.
65. Tells you all his secrets cause he knows you'd never tell.
66. And if one of the kids in his class says PSSHHT DUDE your gf went and told the whole class your secret. He doesnt say WHAT. THATS IT WE"RE THROUGH! He gets your side of the story before he reacts because he trusts you more then some idiot in his class.
67. Knows your favorite book character is Romeo Montague and reads you quotes for no reason.
68. When hes going to your house and hes waiting at the door and your home alone and he hears you singing/screaming at the top of your lungs he doesnt stand out there and listen because he knows you dont like singing in front of him. He lets you know hes there and doesnt eavesdrop.
69. Only does number 67 to his gf, unless she knows about it.
70. If your passing notes with your friend and the teacher catches you and your facing detention he grabs the note and says that he was passing notes and apologizes and takes the detention for you
71. When ur sick and insist he rly should NOT come over, he calls u at ten minute intervals until u pick up and then stays with u on the phone until 5 a.m. even if neither one of you is talking.
72. Has a playlist with your name on his ipod so when you get bored all your favorite songs are there for you to listen to
73. When your wearing a shirt (on purpose) to make your boobs look good, he doesnt comment on your boobs like a pig. He says, "Nice shirt."
74. He can confide in you about how he REALLY feels about you and knows the two of you can have an honest conversation about your feelings for eachother.
75. Some loser started a rumor you wanted to break up with him, but you dont have to freak out cause you know he wouldnt believe it anyway.
76. If its rainy day he doesnt keep you cooped up inside, he chases you around until your soaked and then he grabs you and kisses you in the pouring rain. Why? Because he knows itll make all your romantic dreams come true and secretly itll make all of his come true too.
77. Teases you about the stupid things you do, but gives you full right to tease him back.
78. When you admit to him (in all seriousness) that you think you are deranged he replies ( just as seriously ) that he thinks he is too and thats good because hes not letting you get carted off to the looney bin without him.
79. Buys McDonalds for you and lights candles. Cause he knows you like romance with a touch of personality. And doesnt mind if the first ten minutes of dinner you whine how you cant eat hamburgers cause your on a diet. And eventually you end up eating on the floor, leaning on eachother, reminising about inside jokes. (implying you have inside jokes....which is a must)
80. When your at a restaraunt and you feel sick he automatically drops the bill and brings you to the car and speed drives you home to give your mom the details and reccomend bed rest. Then you take her up to her room and watch Charmed reruns with her and whisper to her you love her while she sleeps.
81. Takes a million pictures of you in the weirdest places and makes a video montage for your birthday.....but no one else ever sees it....cuz you look like shit in most of those pictures but he loves them all.
82. If you tell him something he thinks is insignificant but that YOUR very worried about he gives the whole situation his undivided attention even if its something like do you think im ugly? or do my shoes make my feet look gigantic?
83. Act like a lunatic in public places, keeping you ten feet away from anyone who could be a sicko, only cause he loves you and never wants anything at all to happen to you.
84. When you want to go rollerblading or skateboarding he makes you wear a helmet and knee pads and elbow pads because hes scared your going to fall and hurt yourself and you get into a big argument about it but you know hes only doing it because he cares and in the end he wins and you dont really mind that you look like your going sky diving.
85. Knows all your single friends are jealous but doesnt care cause your the only one he ever wants.
86. Is very empathetic and understanding towards you and your feelings. He knows just how to turn your bad day into an amazing one with just one word.
87. Never jokes around about anything that is very serious to you.
88. When your stuck on some stupid math hw he doesnt do it for you because he wants you to do better in math so he helps you figure out and guides you but lets you figure the answer out for yourself.
89.Doesnt start an ex-gf story without finishing cause he knows that its gonna kill you for a week.
90Makes up stupid names to call you in public and does super annoying things and just when you want to kill him he kisses you and you go into a total daze and forget how dumb he was being
91. Gives you his jacket but not cause he wants ppl to be like...aww. Cause he doesnt want you to be cold.
92. When your walking on the beach and he sees your starving he gives you his pretzel and lies and says hes not hungry even though its 9 PM and he hasnt eaten since breakfast this morning at 8.
93. His phone is ALWAYS on and he nvr ignores your random txt with no promising convo after it.
94. When hes at the store he always sees things that remind him of you and whenever he comes back you always end up getting stuff because he cant help buying it for you and no matter how hard you try he wont accept the money you try to give him to pay for it
95. Knows that no matter how many times you ask him to tell you which one of your friends he would be with besides you, you nvr rly want an answer.
96. And to elaborate on the aforementioned topic: the truth is he could never be with any of your friends because he'd be sick with thoughts of you
97. Lets say he screws up and says your best friend michelle, when you totally do a fake cover face for...aww...i could see you two together...he grabs you and kisses you all over (g rated)
98. When your feeling really down and you tell him you think your the ugliest thing in the world he kisses you and says your a godess. Then he kisses you again and compliments you again and he kisses you so many times you cant breathe and you dont even bother to and when he says do you still think your ugle? you mutter no and almost pass out.
99. He knows all you tickle spots and when you scream and giggle for him to stop he doesnt cuz he knows you enjoy so very much.
100. The number oneway to be a perfect boyfriend is to love her with your mind, body, and entire soul, and when you tell her that, makes sure you damn well mean it.
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